Life of dog: Chacha’s day is sufficiently spent hiding Pinky and living indoors while I throw out & pack things. Today was more than enough capped by three extra cookies & a lovely new sweater. #spoileddog #dogsofinstagram #badpetparent #busted
Why I’m Still Single: There’s this guy at Starbucks hitting on me and trying to get my number after ordering his frappucino. He doesn’t get the hint but his phone rings. When he stops talking to me and gets on his phone I realize that he looks & sounds like Terrance & Philip’s long lost brother with a mustache. The resemblance is so uncanny I start wondering if he’ll singing uncle f**ker. As I walk away from him trying not to smile or laugh I then think if someone dated him would she have to show him South Park.
Christmastime is here! But you can keep the y’all!